danielle on blast: Archive

Apr 7th

Apr 2nd

What It’s Like To Be Black In 2009… →

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Mar 30th

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Mar 17th

I’m going to SXSW tomorrow! Yay!

Mar 17th

Now we know its serious- 'Recession hits Sesame... →

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Mar 11th

AnnoyPhone by Lolz LLC →

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Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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Cristy's naked meth stint nabs me a new Twitter...

HOLY SHIT, ANDE- I WATCHED THIS FOR THE SECOND TIME LAST NIGHT. it is AMAZNIG. xoande: I don’t know how to do a screen grab cause I’m gay like that, but Intervention is now following me on Twitter! Weeeee. This is the best thing that is going to happen to me my entire unemployed day. Week? Also, if you missed last night’s repeat of the worst/best Intervention EVER - the one where scary...

Mar 10th

Mar 8th

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Mar 2nd

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Mar 1st

Feb 28th

Fuck My Life #8

well-said: Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, “Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months.” I said, “Look, baby! No interest.” He replied, “That’s right…NO INTEREST.” FML (via fmylife.com)

Feb 28th

an email from my mother

Subject: Octo-Slam In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam. You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

Feb 27th

HAHA! Your dog is INSANE. wonderwomancoco: Coco is masturbating…AGAIN

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

ugh- I work with so many weirdo. That’s all.

Feb 26th

The truth about Rockstar Energy Drink →

katiekoebbe: lorenrochelle: maririvera: This is crazy! I had no idea that Rockstar’s inventor was Michael Savage, an ultra-conservation anti-gay assmunch. The whole family is behind it and these jerks use company profits to support hateful, shitty movements. Spread the word and stop drinking their shit.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

Listen

Feb 25th

Feb 24th

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Jesus! I hope you paid the extra for insurance! wonderwomancoco: This truck is too big for me to drive! In driving only 5 miles, I nearly hit a parked car, went over a curb and just hit a lamppost w/ my right rear view mirror when parking! How am I gonna drive 120 miles RT in this thing?

Feb 24th

Party pals Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen get...

well-said: At 2am, after a long night of partying, it probably seemed like a brilliant idea. But in the cold hard light of day, Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen may well be regretting their decision to get matching ink at a LA tattoo parlour in the early hours on Thursday. Not least of all because it turns out their secret pact to both get Shhh… etched across their index finger was completely...

Feb 23rd